Overheard at BU in two days

From our reputable, outrageously gay professor:

"Wear something nice to the formal. If you are from the Midwest, that means a suit and a tie."

"Massachusetts is an over-educated state, unlike some of those under-educated ones. I won't mention which, y'all."

Conversations at the library/Class:

Prof: Feel free to ask me any questions
A: In all seriousness, professor, what's the best way to relieve stress before an exam?

J: I'd understand my notes better if it actually said, herfus, herfus, murfus. And I can be like, oh, you mean herfus herfus!

M: Do bisexual men exist?
A: They are rare, like unicorns.

Q: Are you going to bring your class notes to the open-book exam?
M: I'd bring toilet paper to the exam if it's going to help.